Something's wrong with Maryanne
She lost her mind and locked herself in the can
She smoked some marijuana
And now she's flashing back to Vietnam

What is wrong with Uncle Sam
He looks in the mirror while he strokes his beard by hand
He always helps his friends out
And fills his pockets full of contraband

Times are weird and the truth's not clear at all
What's wrong's still wrong and what's right's still right
Unless you're looking in a crystal ball

Weirder times are comin' yet
So look around and don't forget
It's weird times
Oh weird times
Stranger things have never been as weird as now
It's like a dream in weird times
Oh, weird times

Something's wrong with everything
If it's not me or you
Well, it must be them
I'm going to punch your lights out
He said while he was shaking his hand

Times are weird and the truth's not clear at all
What's wrong's still wrong and what's right's still right
Unless you're looking in a crystal ball

Weirder times are comin' yet
So look around and don't forget
It's weird times
Oh weird times
Stranger things have never been as weird as now
It's like a dream in weird times
Oh, weird times

Oh weird times, times, times
Oh weird times, times, times