I'm on my way down to the strangest show I've ever seen
Flourescent lights with neon dancers
A giant face on the TV screen
It'll be a real wild time
Dancing away to the big machine

I can't wait any longer
Crazy lady's gonna shake it slow

It's a trip well worth the price
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Get off your chair and feel the power
Of the vibe that's in the air
Zigzags and fancy motions
It's the only way to take you there

I can't wait any longer
Crazy lady's gonna shake it slow

It's a trip well worth the price
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There's nothing else quite like it
Your senses real for weeks on end
A roller coaster for your ears and eyes
I can't wait till I come again
Acrobats of a different kind
Please be sure to tell your friends

I can't wait any longer
I think I might explode

It's a trip well worth the price
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