Wish wash, it's boulderdash
I'll be back in half a flash
Gulash in a pita pan
Wash it all down in New Siam

Miss Mosh, The Pogo Queen
She's the worst I've ever seen
Scumlord of Apple Chill
Build your fence around overkill, overkill

Q-tip islands floating overhead
Q-tip islands rush across your bed

Pacman pogs on remote control
Simulated chess has won your soul
King Caos runs the telephones
Feed Fido protein packed bones

Miniscule TV screens
In the pockets of your jeans
Satelite techno rush
Substitute substance with your mush, with your mush

Q-tip islands, cables underground
Q-tip islands, a cure has not been found

Maybe it's a new code that I don't understand
Maybe it's some hot move from a foreign land

Maybe it's some jerk with a master plan

Titan and The Mighty Thor
Their creator is no more
Sold out all the rights
For mega stardom overnight

Cereal sugar box
Got all the mommies so pissed off
Jump on the trendy van
Playstation is the new kick can, new kick can

Q-tip islands floating overhead
Q-tip islands rush underneath your bed

Maybe it's a new code that I don't understand
Maybe it's some hot move from a foreign land

Maybe it's some jerk with a master plan