I saw something much stranger than fiction
It was like a living contradiction
But, I swear it's as real as your super vixen

So don't tell me I'm dumb and blind
And I'm way way too naive (no)
I saw what I saw with my own eyes, I believe
It's my story I tell whoever listens

Corndog tree reach to the sky
Feed my mind so I won't die

Good ole Joe And his faithful lamb
Built a Taj Mahal that was made of sand
Rented out rooms to a brass quartet forget
That blasted out tunes you could not forget

If you're wondering where everyone is headed
I can't tell you cause I already said it
Just put faith in something from this planet

So don't tell me I'm dumb and blind
And I'm way way too naive (no)
I saw what I saw
A corndog tree