She's a lil buzzkeeper
Makes the whole world a little bit safer
She's a big soul sweeper
Gonna sweep you underneath her rug

She's a lil buzzkeeper
Wash it down like a little bitty wafer
She's a bed bug sleeper
Gonna wake you up with one big tug
Gonna wake you up out of your buzz
Lil buzzkeeper

Ooh, it's a perfect world
No one take her sweet sunshine away
It's a perfect twirl
Spinning around in a circle, sublime

She's a lil buzzkeeper
Makes the whole world a little bit safer
She's a big soul sweeper
Gonna sweep you underneath her rug

She's a lil buzzkeeper
Wash it down like a little bitty wafer
She's a bed bug sleeper
Gonna wake you up with one big tug
Gonna wake you up out of your buzz
Lil buzzkeeper

Ooh, it's a perfect plan
All escape routes written down
Ooh, give a great big hand
To the diva of buzzkill town

Grab it if you got it
Shoot it if you shot it
Cram it in your pocket and run like hell
Turn on the tunes
Scream at the moon
Big Boogey Betty's got a tale to tell