She's a lil buzzkeeper
Makes the whole world a little bit safer

She's a big soul sweeper

Gonna sweep you underneath her rug

She's a lil buzzkeeper
Wash it down like a little bitty wafer

She's a bed bug sleeper

Gonna wake you up with one big tug

Gonna wake you up out of your buzz
Lil buzzkeeper

Ooh, it's a perfect world
No one take her sweet sunshine away
It's a perfect twirl

Spinning around in a circle, sublime

She's a lil buzzkeeper
Makes the whole world a little bit safer

She's a big soul sweeper

Gonna sweep you underneath her rug

She's a lil buzzkeeper
Wash it down like a little bitty wafer

She's a bed bug sleeper

Gonna wake you up with one big tug

Gonna wake you up out of your buzz
Lil buzzkeeper

Ooh, it's a perfect plan
All escape routes written down
Ooh, give a great big hand

To the diva of buzzkill town

Grab it if you got it
Shoot it if you shot it

Cram it in your pocket and run like hell

Turn on the tunes

Scream at the moon
Big Boogey Betty's got a tale to tell