Here comes Mr. Splitting Nails bustin' into town
On the old railroad track trail his world gets turned around

Here's a crumb of something brown tastes like a rubberband
Punch his chest right through the crowd, he's the separator man

I've got everything you need
I've seen everything you've seen
I've read everything you've read
But, I don't want to wind up dead

There goes mr. Splitting Nails known as the king of fleas
Has a tattoo on his chest, show it to us, please
Has a scar on both his hands from when he went to war
Song his song to so many fans that now he's just a bore

I've got everything you need
I've seen everything you've seen
I've read everything you've read
But, I don't want to wind up dead

Poor Mr. Splitting Nails
Your plan, it never fails
But, where are the trees
Oh, tell us, please

Where is Mr. Splitting Nails he's always in this spot
Tons of junk from yesteryuck it's all his fiendish plot
He's got things under the table worth an easy grande
Though. he ancient he's still able to be the separator man

I've got everything you need
I've seen everything you've seen
I've read everything you've read
But, I don't want to die just yet