Here comes Mr. Splitting Nails bustin' into town
On the old railroad track trail
his world gets turned around

Here's a crumb of something brown tastes like a rubberband
Punch his chest right through the crowd,
he's the separator man

I've got everything you need
I've seen everything you've seen

I've read everything you've read

But, I don't want to wind up dead

There goes mr. Splitting Nails known as the king of fleas
Has a tattoo
on his chest, show it to us, please
Has a scar on both his hands from when he went to war

Song his song to so many fans that now he's just a bore

I've got everything you need
I've seen everything you've seen

I've read everything you've read

But, I don't want to wind up dead

Poor Mr. Splitting Nails
Your plan, it never fails

But, where are the trees

Oh, tell us, please

Where is Mr. Splitting Nails he's always in this spot
Tons of junk from yesteryuck
it's all his fiendish plot
He's got things under the table worth an easy grande

Though. he ancient he's still able to be the separator man

I've got everything you need
I've seen everything you've seen

I've read everything you've read

But, I don't want to die just yet